Christopher Malone
Author / Screenwriter
A Fancy Dinner Party
Contest Script
Much like the short stories published here, this script was written with similar guidelines. Two days to write a five page script with a specific genre, object, and location. For "A Fancy Dinner Party", I was given "horror" as my genre, a "walking stick" as my object", and "A country club". I really enjoyed writing this one and am pleased how it came out. As a bonus, it creeped the hell out of the contest judges. - CM
P.S. I know the text is a little small on the mobile site. It has to be to maintain the formatting. Zoom in the best you can. Sorry. -CM
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FADE IN:
INT. MAXERIA COUNTRY CLUB - NIGHT
DINNING ROOM
The Maxeria Country Club's dinning room is exquisite. The
interior appears to be more of an 19th century mansion than
a that of a country club.
Dark stained wood panels line the walls and are adorned with
numerous pictures of varying dates and wooden shelves that
hold trophies, plaques, and other memorabilia.
Myriad animal heads are placed all around the cavernous
room; Most are recognizable, but others appear strange and
unusual. The light from a large, roaring fireplace dances
across the marble floor and lights the mounted heads, making
all -- normal or abnormal -- appear menacing.
A magnificent chandelier hangs over a long, even darker
stained table, at which a large number of DINNER GUESTS are
sat, all in elegant and posh tuxedos and dresses.
Crystal wine glasses are filled or being filled by MALE
SERVANTS in traditional black and wait wear, complete with
bow ties. Each one carries a large crystal carafe filled
with dark, red liquid. They finish their round and step back
and wait against the walls of the room.
At the head of the table, with his back to the fireplace, a
GREY-HAIRED MAN (50s) stands, dressed in similar fashion as
the rest of the guests and leaning heavily on an
ancient-looking shillelagh. He taps his wine glass with a
long, silver knife.
The COLLECTIVE MURMUR OF CONVERSATION around the room
silences.
GREY MAN
Good evening, dear friends. I
haven't had a chance to speak to
all of you tonight, but I assure
you that I will before the evening
is out.
The attention in the dinning room is rapt. All eyes are
locked on the Grey Man.
GREY MAN
As most of you who know understand,
I am not much for speeches. I want
you all to enjoy the evening to
it's fullest.
Two more MALES SERVANTS, these wearing the white over coats
and hats of cooks enter the room from a side door, one at
each end of a six foot long, silver covered dish.
GREY MAN (CON'T)
That said, I formally wish to
welcome you to the Maxeria Country
Club's one-hundred and fiftieth
anniversary!
A ROUND OF POLITE APPLAUSE echos around the room from the
guests.
The Grey Man steps aside to allow the cooks to place the
covered dish and slide it onto the table longways. The cooks
take two steps back and wait.
GREY MAN
A fun thing to note: all the food
for tonight, I have personally
hunted and caught on my own private
game reserve.
The covered dish RATTLES and a MUFFLED NOISE comes from
within. The Grey Man seems not to notice and continues
without missing a beat.
GREY MAN (CON'T)
There is meat for all tastes and
desires. The veal is particularly
succulent. Also, there is some
nicely-aged meat, both dark and
light.
More WHITE-CLAD COOKS enter, some carrying three-foot long
covered dishes; others carry smaller dishes.
The dishes are placed at various points on the table and,
like the first two cooks, all the servants take two steps
back from the table, while the servants who filled the wine
step forward from the wall and stand next to the cooks,
encircling the table.
GREY MAN (CON'T)
However, if you are like me and
like a more exotic experience...
He nods slightly to the cooks behind him who step forward
and lift the large cover off of the silver platter with
flourish.
GREY MAN (CON'T)
...try the meat fresh.
On the platter, a YOUNG MAN (20s), is restrained by metal
cuffs around his ankles, wrists, and forehead. Aside from
this, he is completely nude and shaven from head to toe and
has an apple wedged into his mouth.
The dinning party clap their hands and issue a collective OH
and AH at the sight.
The Grey Man picks up a long, sharp silver carving knife and
places it on the thigh of the Young Man.
GREY MAN (CON'T)
I prefer dark meat, myself.
He CHUCKLES.
The GUESTS LAUGH appreciatively.
He saws into the young man's leg.
The SCREAMS OF PAIN are muffled by the apple.
The Grey Man finishes his slicing, puts down the knife, and
picks up the fresh, bleeding slice of meat and places it in
his mouth.
His eyes close and flutter slightly as he chews the meat,
savoring it for a moment before swallowing. His eyes open
again and he looks pleased. He picks up his wine glass and
raises it to the crowd.
GREY MAN
Dig in!
The servants step forward in unison and lift the covers off
of all the dishes.
Human bodies, prepared in various styles and sizes, are
arranged on the platters. Small bodies which closely
resemble roasted chickens. Roasted heads, arms, and legs sit
atop decorative vegetables and leafy greens.
An EXCITED CLAMOR rises as the guests help themselves to the
human fare.
The Grey Man takes a generous sip of his wine,a little of
which trickles out of the corner of his mouth and down the
side of his chin in a way that is thoroughly not like wine.
FADE TO BLACK